January 27, 2008

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I love it because it's trash!


I escaped from my crate again the other day. I haven't done that in a while. Luckily I haven't needed to. But today the bosses were gone for *shudders* over 5 hours. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it was a miracle we all survived. I managed to escape so that I could try to go for help. Unfortunately, the bosses seem to not trust me any more. They closed the bedroom door. I haven't figured out how to turn that knob yet. I will, one of these days.

So I was free, but unable to go for help and I had nothing to do. So I decided to look for things to entertain myself. That's when I found out the bosses REALLY don't trust me any more. They closed the bathroom door too! I was deeply offended.

The bathroom is all about the tissues. A few weeks ago the bosses both had colds and I discovered the joyful delights of a trash basket full of used tissues. Fun! Tasty! When they got over their colds I found that Q-Tips were almost as much fun, and almost as tasty.

And now the door is closed. Sigh.

So I did the only other thing I could think to do. I took a nap on the Big Bed. I think Spring and Lyle might have been a little jealous, but what else could I have done?

to sleep, perchance to dream...