Arizona SuperLoo

My fans tell me they want to hear my version of the Arizona story.

Here it is: nobody tells me nothin’.

What, you want more?  Fine.  I was happy in Washington.  I had a yard with birds to watch.  I had a strawberry patch.  I had apple trees which were supposed to have apples starting this summer.  I had a river with water and geese and everything.  Why would I want to move?  Nobody asked my opinion.

But we went anyway.  Something about the Boss Ma’am being miserable at work, blah blah blah.  So we drive for ever.  I think it took 47 days.  On the upside, we did get to stop at Culver’s twice!  Mmm…custard.  It’s been years since I’ve had custard!  (really!)  And now I am in Arizona.  But guess what?  I like it here!  There are birds!  We have a strawberry patch! (Or so I’ve been told, I haven’t seen any berries yet but I’ll keep moseying through the garden to check.)  We have a Culver’s!  Actually we have two Culver’s!!  And best yet, we live within sniffing distance of an In-N-Out burger.  Living in Kentucky and Washington I never had the chance to try an In-N-Out burger, but I couldn’t wait to go.  We can walk there!  We can go every day!  WhooLoo!

In my opinion the trip to In-N-Out was a huge success, except for the part where I got banned for life.  But that’s a story for another day.

 

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